eejitus bumfluffium

  • Year : November 2013

You know that fluffy wee moustache that teenage boys always seem to sprout? Well, it’s not their fault that they end up looking reeeediculous, it’s because of this vile wee critter: eejitus bumfluffium. It sneaks about at night pulling out some of its own bum-fluffy hairs and sprinkling them on the top lip of unsuspecting teenagers.

A depraved creature that really needs to be stopped!