eejitus crepeus paperix

  • Year : December 2013

This creature is pretty nervous around Christmas, it tries its best to enjoy the festivities but its very difficult for eejitus crepeus paperix.

Its skin is so much like crepe paper that it is used to create those crappy wee paper Chrimbo hats that appear from crackers. So much so, that during the great Paper Hat crisis of 2003, these creatures were nearly made extinct. The only reason they are still here; the hats are cut from it’s skin while it wanders around and then they’re left to live the rest of their days with huge bits missing from their skin…..