eejitus crispius ononesidius

  • Year : March 2014

eejitus crispius ononesidus is strangely attracted to the blue glow coming from Tanning Cabins (with bad names) and has taken to sneaking into sun beds when no-one is looking. It loves to get a wee bit o’ a tan and cheer itself up after a long cold winter. Unfortunately, the warm soothing glow of the bed lulls this stupid critter into a deep sleep, only for it to waken to the smell of it’s own crisping skin and singeing hair.

Never a pretty sight…..