eejitus grimblesnortius

  • Year : February 2015

The eejitus grimblesnortius is a timid creature, very rarely seen in the glens of Scotland as it lives underground in un-used burrows near golf courses. It will stick it’s long snout out of it’s lair, sniffing around for hairy brotags to eat for tea. Always carries it’s own cutlery, as eating with your fingers is so uncivilised!