eejitus midgius

  • Year : August 2013

The famous Scottish midge is a bane to all visitors to the great Scottish countryside and this type is just as annoying. eejitus midgius, like it’s more common cousin, loves to suck the blood of any poor traveller but does so using it’s many tools. It hasn’t worked out that it could probably do the job with it’s many sharp fangs, taking to carrying a needle, a straw and a jar. At least this eejit has the decency to put on a teeny tiny plaster once it’s done…..