eejitus oddsockium

  • Year : November 2015

Ever found yersel missing a left sock? Well, hidden behind your walls and skirting boards, there’s a little wee eejit snuggled inside a great big pile o’ them. It creeps around in the middle o’ the night, wheefing socks and other unsavoury items of underwear for its comfy, if slightly whiffy, abode.

Loves Christmas time, when the silly people leave out huge socks just for it to pinch and keep warm in. Beware!