eejitus paperis scraperis

  • Year : August 2014

Rarely seen and never around when you need it, eejitus paperis scraperis loves to eat wallpaper. It’ll sneak around the homes of people with lovely patterned walls and peel off layers of paper with ease using it’s chitinous bladed tail, nibbling on what it manages to scrape off. Unfortunately, this eejit has a short life span as wallpaper glue doesn’t agree with it, bunging it up and making it constipated.

(Thanks to @scrapatx on Instagram for the suggestion)