eejitus willyoubemyneium

  • Year : February 2016

eejitus willyoubemyneium is a wee, shy, wee eejit that’s only looking for someone to share its life with. It loves to make grandiose gestures of love to try and attract a mate (usually with flowers from a corner shop or filling station) but is always ignored or forgotten about due to its small stature.

Who said “size doesn’t matter”?!?