- Year : July 2012
These creatures are normally found in a grumpy mood. Not only have they got to contend with an ugly growth on the top of their heads, but someone keeps chucking balls at them and shouting things like ’40-Love’. They tend to be at their grumpiest during the height of summer.
Little do people know that the real reason that they have developed this interesting deformity is to make chips outta tatties (how else do you think they got made)?!?
Oh and they’re not overly fond of strawberries & cream or anything to do with Cliff Richard!