eejitus happyjoyjoyium

eejitus happyjoyjoyium Here is eejitus happyjoyjoyium – a creature so happy in itself that it is bursting with joy! Nothing phases this creature, nothing diminishes it’s joyful nature and feelings of bliss and nothing will stop it skipping around the Glen in

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eejitus yegotthisium

eejitus yegotthisium An eejit that always has your back, is brimming with positivity and is always pushing you to keep going forward, eejitus yegotthisium is the eejit to have around. When you’re feeling down, it will gee ye a friendly kick in the arse, a wee shove on

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eejitus aintgoinginthereium

eejitus aintgoinginthereium A quite timid and trepidatious creature, the eejitus aintgoinginthereium is always sent off to look for those long lost items in typically dark creepy places; be it dark & dank holes, caves or burrows, your grannie’s cupboard under the

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Paper Toy

eejits Paper Toy – the first ever eejits toy made out of cardboard! Print out the attached PDF and cut the template out along the lines (remember to cut the slits for the arms). Fold along the dotted lines and glue the tabs. Carefully assemble and stick together and

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Colouring-In Book

eejits Colouring-In Book – There are over 40 eejits in there PLUS a few pages at the back that only feature eejit eyes so your wee ones can create their own wee characters. Click on the link below to download your very own copy, print it out at home and get yer crayons

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eejitus bagowarmhugius

eejitus bagowarmhugius There’s nothing more this creature loves than the warmth o’ a good cuddle or, failing that, the warmth o’ a hot water, erm, bag on a cold night. Fortunately, eejitus bagowarmhugsius can create its own perpetual warmth with its own bag

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eejitus howdoifixthisium

eejitus howdoifixthisium When your stuff “gets broke” you should really call in the experts to fix it. Failing that let eejitus howdoifixthisium have a go at it. After a few hours looking at it dumfounded, a swift twiddle with a spanner or smack with a hammer,

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eejitus comingatcha

eejitus comingatcha The weirdly gormless eejitus comingatcha has forgotten all about social distancing and will try to come up for a hug if it meets you. It loves giving hugs! No matter how much it is pushed away, the eejitus comingatchawill relentlessly keep trying,

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eejitus hadenuffius

eejitus hadenuffius Having reached the end o’ its tether, listening to other bigger eejits talk nonsense , eejitus hadenuffius just wants to stand at the top o’ the nearest hill and scream its lungs out. It’s cathartic seemingly…. Unfortunately when it does comes down

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