eejitus happyjoyjoyium

eejitus happyjoyjoyium Here is eejitus happyjoyjoyium – a creature so happy in itself that it is bursting with joy! Nothing phases this creature, nothing diminishes it’s joyful nature and feelings of bliss and nothing will stop it skipping around the Glen in

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eejitus yegotthisium

eejitus yegotthisium An eejit that always has your back, is brimming with positivity and is always pushing you to keep going forward, eejitus yegotthisium is the eejit to have around. When you’re feeling down, it will gee ye a friendly kick in the arse, a wee shove on

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eejitus aintgoinginthereium

eejitus aintgoinginthereium A quite timid and trepidatious creature, the eejitus aintgoinginthereium is always sent off to look for those long lost items in typically dark creepy places; be it dark & dank holes, caves or burrows, your grannie’s cupboard under the

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eejitus bagowarmhugius

eejitus bagowarmhugius There’s nothing more this creature loves than the warmth o’ a good cuddle or, failing that, the warmth o’ a hot water, erm, bag on a cold night. Fortunately, eejitus bagowarmhugsius can create its own perpetual warmth with its own bag

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eejitus howdoifixthisium

eejitus howdoifixthisium When your stuff “gets broke” you should really call in the experts to fix it. Failing that let eejitus howdoifixthisium have a go at it. After a few hours looking at it dumfounded, a swift twiddle with a spanner or smack with a hammer,

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eejitus comingatcha

eejitus comingatcha The weirdly gormless eejitus comingatcha has forgotten all about social distancing and will try to come up for a hug if it meets you. It loves giving hugs! No matter how much it is pushed away, the eejitus comingatchawill relentlessly keep trying,

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eejitus hadenuffius

eejitus hadenuffius Having reached the end o’ its tether, listening to other bigger eejits talk nonsense , eejitus hadenuffius just wants to stand at the top o’ the nearest hill and scream its lungs out. It’s cathartic seemingly…. Unfortunately when it does comes down

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eejitus jokesium hoaxium

eejitus jokesium hoaxium On a rare, fine Scottish evening, if you wander down to the shore o’ Loch Ness and only if the stars are aligned, the moon is full and it’s not piddling down, you might, just might, catch a glimpse o’ the mysterious and magnificent

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eejitus definitelynotmrtickle-ium

eejitus definitelynotmrtickle-ium The slightly crazy eejitus definitelynotmrtickle-ium, loves to trick and scam other creatures with is exceptionally long and sucker-y arms; hoovering up tattle scones (its favourite food) from unsuspecting passers-by, pinching purses from

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