Category: eejits

eejitus chieftaninchargeium The Big Boss. The Clansman. The Chieftan – there can be only one! Leader of all the eejits, this big hairy brotag o’ a creature is ruler of them all. eejitus chieftaninchareium loves nothing more than over seeing the clan and making

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eejitus yoorekaius You may have met this eejit before as it ran passed you in delight –  eejitus yoorekaius. A creature that delights in shouting out about its achievements (no matter how big or small) and running about the Glen like a loon. It likes to be

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eejitus happyjoyjoyium Here is eejitus happyjoyjoyium – a creature so happy in itself that it is bursting with joy! Nothing phases this creature, nothing diminishes it’s joyful nature and feelings of bliss and nothing will stop it skipping around the Glen in

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eejitus yegotthisium An eejit that always has your back, is brimming with positivity and is always pushing you to keep going forward, eejitus yegotthisium is the eejit to have around. When you’re feeling down, it will gee ye a friendly kick in the arse, a wee shove on

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eejitus aintgoinginthereium A quite timid and trepidatious creature, the eejitus aintgoinginthereium is always sent off to look for those long lost items in typically dark creepy places; be it dark & dank holes, caves or burrows, your grannie’s cupboard under the

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eejitus bagowarmhugius There’s nothing more this creature loves than the warmth o’ a good cuddle or, failing that, the warmth o’ a hot water, erm, bag on a cold night. Fortunately, eejitus bagowarmhugsius can create its own perpetual warmth with its own bag

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eejitus howdoifixthisium When your stuff “gets broke” you should really call in the experts to fix it. Failing that let eejitus howdoifixthisium have a go at it. After a few hours looking at it dumfounded, a swift twiddle with a spanner or smack with a hammer,

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eejitus comingatcha The weirdly gormless eejitus comingatcha has forgotten all about social distancing and will try to come up for a hug if it meets you. It loves giving hugs! No matter how much it is pushed away, the eejitus comingatchawill relentlessly keep trying,

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