eejitus aintgoinginthereium
A quite timid and trepidatious creature, the eejitus aintgoinginthereium is always sent off to look for those long lost items in typically dark creepy places; be it dark & dank holes, caves or burrows, your grannie’s cupboard under the stairs, the creaky, dusty attic filled with who-knows-what or even under the couch or poofee! It may come with its own ‘headlights’ but it can never retrieve anything because it ain’t got any arms!
