eejitus jokesium hoaxium

On a rare, fine Scottish evening, if you wander down to the shore o’ Loch Ness and only if the stars are aligned, the moon is full and it’s not piddling down, you might, just might, catch a glimpse o’ the mysterious and magnificent Nessie – the famous Loch Ness Monster. Any other time, you’ll no doubt see this flippin’ oh-so-hilarious eejit, wading into those murky waters! One of these days it won’t come back up……

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