eejitus nigglium

Wonder why you’ve had a horrible disturbed nights sleep and have a crick in yer neck? Well, this ‘orrible wee creature might be to blame. Rarely seen but often felt, it uses its incredibly long arms and fingers to continuously poke and prod at people sleeping soundly. Poking and prodding through the night from the darkest corners of the room. Some say it is attracted by people who snore…

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