eejitus nobreatheunderwateris

eejitus nobreatheunderwateris has been left to behind in the evolutionary race to dry land. It used to be found swimming, quite happily, in the cold lochs but as it slowly evolved, instead of growing strong legs to carry it out onto the shore, the first thing that changed was its ability to breathe underwater. Now it can be seen, either drowning or grasping at a floating tree branch to stay alive…

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