eejitus squatius squitius

A quite stupid wee creature (and that’s saying something for an eejit), the eejitus squatius squitius doesn’t have much gumption about it. Some say that due to its squat nature, its brain is far too close to its butt, that’s why its full o’ so many crappy ideas?!? Last seen standing under the wrong end o’ a cow trying to count flies.

Love eejits? Come join the Clan and Support us on Patreon!