eejitus happyjoyjoyium

eejitus happyjoyjoyium Here is eejitus happyjoyjoyium – a creature so happy in itself that it is bursting with joy! Nothing phases this creature, nothing diminishes it’s joyful nature and feelings of bliss and nothing will stop it skipping around the Glen in

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eejitus yegotthisium

eejitus yegotthisium An eejit that always has your back, is brimming with positivity and is always pushing you to keep going forward, eejitus yegotthisium is the eejit to have around. When you’re feeling down, it will gee ye a friendly kick in the arse, a wee shove on

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eejitus aintgoinginthereium

eejitus aintgoinginthereium A quite timid and trepidatious creature, the eejitus aintgoinginthereium is always sent off to look for those long lost items in typically dark creepy places; be it dark & dank holes, caves or burrows, your grannie’s cupboard under the

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eejitus bagowarmhugius

eejitus bagowarmhugius There’s nothing more this creature loves than the warmth o’ a good cuddle or, failing that, the warmth o’ a hot water, erm, bag on a cold night. Fortunately, eejitus bagowarmhugsius can create its own perpetual warmth with its own bag

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eejitus howdoifixthisium

eejitus howdoifixthisium When your stuff “gets broke” you should really call in the experts to fix it. Failing that let eejitus howdoifixthisium have a go at it. After a few hours looking at it dumfounded, a swift twiddle with a spanner or smack with a hammer,

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eejitus comingatcha

eejitus comingatcha The weirdly gormless eejitus comingatcha has forgotten all about social distancing and will try to come up for a hug if it meets you. It loves giving hugs! No matter how much it is pushed away, the eejitus comingatchawill relentlessly keep trying,

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eejitus peedyweeplankti

eejitus peedyweeplankti Bobbing about in the North Sea are the eejitus peedyweeplankti; tiny, happy, wee creatures who love the cold expanse o’ the open ocean. As they are not very good swimmers, they go where the ocean current takes them, bundled together in large

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eejitus puggius needeeium

eejitus puggius needeeium Always skirlin’ & wailing, craving for attention, this wee creature screeches at the top o’ its lungs when it is being ignored, when it’s tired, hungry, dirty, wet, dry, hurt, fed-up, awake and most probably when it’s

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eejitus sleveris-over-sockus

eejitus sleveris-over-sockus Ooo, what this creature doesn’t like more than to pinch your socks, usually the left one, and sniff it, drool over it and ultimately gobble it up. There’s not a thing in the Glen that makes eejitus sleveris-over-sockus happier! The

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eejitus hornibus magnifico

eejitus hornibus magnifico The creature with the magnificent and huge horns and the less-than-magnificent attitude to life. Always fed up and has little patience for others. Especially when they try to hang their freshly washed socks, undercrackers and troosers on it.

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